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You May Kiss the Ring by Artificer You May Kiss the Ring :iconartificer:Artificer 0 3 Headscape No.3 by Artificer Headscape No.3 :iconartificer:Artificer 1 19 Headscape No. 2 by Artificer Headscape No. 2 :iconartificer:Artificer 1 2 Headscape No. 1 by Artificer Headscape No. 1 :iconartificer:Artificer 3 5 id beard by Artificer id beard :iconartificer:Artificer 0 3 Axis of Weevil by Artificer Axis of Weevil :iconartificer:Artificer 0 5
Flow no.1
When I'm upset, I can't ever even make it better with a band-aid or a Percocet
Or an impulse buy I'm bitter to everything and I'm wondering why look at me
I'm five eleven 20 years old and bald
So slow in my mind and so full of self doubt that I'm petrified
And high on dexedrine and bad vibes I never say "I am" I just ask "what am i?"
Never ask why I shouldn't be the sum of all my talents and skills instead of tranquil and chill
Looking at myself makes me feel ill like I'm staring at worms in an apple or vomit on a sidewalk my mind is just one long fetid stream of thought and ought not to be so rotten and dark I wish I could turn it off
The mind goes the heart keeps pumping blood to my fingers and toes but my body the temple the project of projects is an empty cathedral with vacant pews set up in row after row and no one can hear the music in the echoes.
I will make myself hollow.
I will make myself hollow.
The backbeat of the blood pumping in my eardrums and breathing lungs reminds m
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Trevor by Artificer Trevor :iconartificer:Artificer 2 2 Self Portrait in Oils by Artificer Self Portrait in Oils :iconartificer:Artificer 1 1 Benevolent.Dictator by Artificer Benevolent.Dictator :iconartificer:Artificer 0 7
Shaggy Dog Story
He looked perfect. Shaggy black hair in smooth curls. Pale skin. Long thief's fingers. Gorgeous. He gave me a searching look, once we were on the bus, and he said, "Ya know, that bag was really heavy... what was in it?"
     I did not want to scare him away. In retrospect, telling the truth to him would have made a better opener, much better, but I'm a cautious girl, so I told him, "Its just some electronics of mine. Stereo, laptop... that kind of thing"
     "Oh, really"
     "Yeah, umm - there was burglary in my building last week, so I -"
     "Listen - what's your name"
     "Look Kate, it was nice meeting you, but, umm, I've got bills to pay, right?"
     "Excuse me?"
     And with that, he punched me in the stomach, grabbed the suitcase, and ran off the bus into the Novem
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Sun Out
Sun out
I cut it out
With pinking shears
Stabbed through
The sun-freaked pinch of sky
Into drywall plaster and let it hang impaled
(like some drunken cross of Vlad Tepes and Apollo)
Now for the entire age of mankind
I will never
Never change another lightbulb
The equations prove it!
I will be nightlit, daylit, and aeternally
Of darkness
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Draw.Us.Lines. by Artificer Draw.Us.Lines. :iconartificer:Artificer 0 4 omg CAT by Artificer omg CAT :iconartificer:Artificer 0 85 UP by Artificer UP :iconartificer:Artificer 0 11


Koi Carp by propagandhi Koi Carp :iconpropagandhi:propagandhi 17 3 Stoned Rmx by pete-aeiko Stoned Rmx :iconpete-aeiko:pete-aeiko 759 84 Tooling around by pete-aeiko Tooling around :iconpete-aeiko:pete-aeiko 544 71 Lizard Ice Cream by ursulav Lizard Ice Cream :iconursulav:ursulav 1,202 168 Anamnesis of estivation by alexiuss Anamnesis of estivation :iconalexiuss:alexiuss 8,939 886 the colossus by noah-kh the colossus :iconnoah-kh:noah-kh 17,627 1,139 Tiny World by Jesar Tiny World :iconjesar:Jesar 5,683 505 Spidey vs. Hulk by ChristianNauck Spidey vs. Hulk :iconchristiannauck:ChristianNauck 46,921 3,890
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The Golem Girl :iconursulav:ursulav 993 273
welcome 3 pencils by weshoyot welcome 3 pencils :iconweshoyot:weshoyot 3 15 ALIENS: ALIEN WARRIOR - by DanLuVisiArt ALIENS: ALIEN WARRIOR - :icondanluvisiart:DanLuVisiArt 5,702 768 sinner's guitar by lora-zombie sinner's guitar :iconlora-zombie:lora-zombie 291 66 The Final Challenge - by DanLuVisiArt The Final Challenge - :icondanluvisiart:DanLuVisiArt 2,270 375 City Dancer by Infantmind City Dancer :iconinfantmind:Infantmind 111 50 point99 by lora-zombie point99 :iconlora-zombie:lora-zombie 9,037 731 IWW - Feminism? by Helewidis IWW - Feminism? :iconhelewidis:Helewidis 12 75


Im in Maine and writing this on mah iPod touch* (its quite hard) but anyways hi all, how was xmas, any cool loot?

*notes on the Touch - its an extraordinary machine, even typing is getting easy, and its media capabilities are additionally awesome. In brief, if I lived in Canada, I'd marry this device.
  • Listening to: Dandelion Gum
  • Reading: this screen, right now
  • Drinking: Cabernet Sauvignon


Subterranian Homesick Alien
United States
Current Residence: The Athens of America
Favourite genre of music: Anything I can find
Favourite photographer: WeeGee
Operating System: Windows XP
MP3 player of choice: An Ipod Nano - I've converted!
Shell of choice: A conch shell, so I can summon the News Team
Wallpaper of choice: The Hoard, by Zilla
Favourite cartoon character: Bugs Bunny
Personal Quote: sed signifer sanctus michael repraesentet in lucem sanctam


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equusrevelrous Featured By Owner Dec 24, 2007  Professional Traditional Artist

thank you loads. :thanks:
Artificer Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2007
I enjoy loads of thanks see you soon :)
MirielDesign Featured By Owner Dec 17, 2007  Professional Artisan Crafter
Hello =)
Thanks for requesting my image as a print, but are you sure you didn't hit the wrong button? Trying to fav it, I mean...
Because the picture doesn't really fit to be a print...
Artificer Featured By Owner Dec 20, 2007

you have quite a few images, which one was this?
MirielDesign Featured By Owner Dec 20, 2007  Professional Artisan Crafter
I don't remember anymore. You should know, you requested it as a print.
It was a picture of some jewlery or a sculpture.
Artificer Featured By Owner Dec 20, 2007
well, i actually quite liked your pics of the Kris Wilson series, esp. with the captions, and they could look cool as prints in their own right
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altermind Featured By Owner Oct 24, 2007  Professional Digital Artist
thanks for the comment. I know.. uncanny valley.. scary place to be >.< but I think I can pass it soon :)
Artificer Featured By Owner Oct 25, 2007
the fact that you can pass it is almost scarier than the fact that the valley exists.

(put that in your laptop and smoke it)
altermind Featured By Owner Oct 26, 2007  Professional Digital Artist
I don't have a laptop >.<
as for passing it.. I'm a looong way from that >.<
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